where all the calculators go

I returnethed!!

2007-03-11T00:06:00.000-08:00

Blogger is confusing me, and it's late so this is in totally random order. So tada, I have done things, though god knows when or in what chronological order. Maybe that adds some mystery? Am I mysterious? Alright... cool.

We went to the planitarium and it was AWESOME.

A picture from Nina's (girl with crown) birthday. I include it because it proves I have a black friend, Mecca (the black one).

New friend Kellan and I bonded by beating Aladin. The only game ever which I am better than him at. Except scrabble. And I'm betting tetris (I just have a hunch).

"Dwight Schrute has been compromised. Surrender 50 dollars and destroy your phone."
We held our friends bobble head randsome. It was glorious!

We have a very old Fort Mac picture which I lifted off of Collins facebook. 4 boys and someone with boobs.

An old, cold orgami penguin. Feel his pain. It's arthritis.

Some pictures before a night out. God knows which night, but a night.

You're lucky I didn't take pictures of my math books

2006-09-30T13:26:00.000-07:00

Hey hey! These are just a few snippets from the last month and a bit. It's a little shocking how little I have taken the camera out.

When I was back home before school, and Mike was still in the country, the 4 of us went camping on Gabriolla Island. And Mel put a starfish on her head. Rock on.

When we were there they were all like "Hey Kelly, you're a Geology student, what formed these pocky bits in the rock". And I was like.. "fucked if I know". But now I know! It was caused by salt weathering. Take that biotch.

This is one of my awesome roomies in the stairwell.

Becca and Chantelle in front of the coolest giant bear statue I've seen so far. Tremble with fear before Darth Bear.

We went out last week, and I made a friend represent the Fort Mac.

My dogs were snuggling.... I think it's cute :P

We went to a "hick" party last night, so Hailey dressed up as a preggo and waddled around all night. Strangest part of all? People still hit on her!

Well, that's it, that's all. I swear my life isn't as dull as that made it seem :P.

San Francisco and beyond

2006-08-05T20:00:00.000-07:00

Better late than never, right? Here are a few pictures from my San Fran trip, plus random things.

First picture taken in San Fran, in front of a giant heart. Awwwww.

Breakdancers against drugs or something like that. He was doing spinny things.

A shot of Alcatraz as we ferried up to it

By far the awesomest part of the trip: The ZOO!!!

We went to watch the World Cup finals in little Italy and it was crazy. We were stuck on the opposite side of the road from the TV, and there was a larger reaction when a bus drove by than when France scored.

Tada! The one, the only, Dadaist toilet. Because it's not just germ infested porceline... it's art.

Back from San Fran, this is Alex and I being lame. It takes a lot of effort for us to be lame, because it is such a stretch from our natural state. That state being coolness obviously.

We went down to Calgary for the stampede and saw MC HAMMER. This picture is crap, but just know it is a crap picture of MC HAMMER and be satisfied.

We also went down to Edmonton a few weekends back, and I went to see Ani Difranco. But I didn't get pictures of that. What I did get pictures of is us at the science center. Rock on.

And that concludes my Fort Mac pictures! Back to the west coast for me :)

A month (in 7 pictures)

2006-06-25T15:30:00.000-07:00

Woot for never taking the bloody camera out! Here are the pictures I have managed to take.

Here we have Alex. What you don't see is the look of horror on Chris' face when he walked into the washroom and saw his rugby buddy taking a BUBBLE BATH. Mmm.. effeminate.

Rugby boys wearing spandex at the waterpark bar (West Ed Mall).

Rugby boys wearing spandex and hugging.

Now to last weekend and the co-op pub crawl. We were way to cool to socialize with the masses, so we did our own pub crawl.

Mike totally forgot picking Rachel up. But she remembered.. and she will get her revenge.

Red Vs White biotches! (Also, incidentally, boys vs girls).

We're too cool for school.

halfway point

2006-04-23T11:54:00.001-07:00

So I figured it was about time to put up some new pictures. Show you how I've grown and matured... and show you the kegger we had last Friday.

This is from about a month ago. Alex and I deepfried some marsbars to great, delicious success.. Mmmm... I want some now.

Now we jump up a few weeks to a BBQ which was held at the other student housing complex. This is Dan. He is snazzy and wearing my shoe, which can only add to the snazziness of it all.

Bill and Liz you've been introduced to before. This is Bills drunk face.. Notice the squinty, unevenly opened eyes. They are a trademark.

Me looking pretty confused in Bernies arms.

Now we make it to the Kegger! I'm not really sure what the rules are behind boat races, but they don't look like much fun to do. Fun to watch, but not fun to do.

This is the group of people who were to wimpy to go outside and brave the cold on Friday night. I don't judge though; I was one of them.

Ech, a bit of a lazy update, but hey... I'm lazy! And besides, I'm doing this from work so I feel just a titch bad.

fight for your right

2006-01-28T15:30:00.000-08:00

At last! What you have been dying to see (don't lie)! Pictures of Fort Mac!

We begin with Liz. Hello Liz, how are you? I'm good as well, thank you for asking.

This is Bill, Liz's boyfriend. The accompanying tounge belongs to one Danderson. Bill got "rock star loaded". Or maybe it should be rawk star.. whatever.

Again Billdo and Danderson. I think maybe Liz should be worried.

The one which isn't Liz is Mike. Without this guy, and another bloke named Dave that wasn't out last night, I would actually be forced to WORK all day. Thank god for them.

This is Alex. I accidentally punched him trying to get him to be in the picture.. oops.

Dan, me, Alex.

The enternal gentelman.

Birthday like water

2005-11-20T20:58:00.001-08:00

These are pictures from the Blue Parrot.. or Two Parrot... one of those. The picture taking thankfully didn't start until AFTER we left East Hastings

Before

After

Flower Power

2005-11-20T20:56:00.000-08:00

Halloween in Vanier. I was so excited about my costume that I refused to tell anyone what I would me. It's true what they say though; flowers do have more fun.

Admit it, you could have SWORN that was an actual flower. My powers of disguise are strong indeed.

The hairiest girl I've ever met.

This is my shining moment. The inevitable part of a drunken night: When I steel stupid shit. In this case wings, a ukulele, and handcuffs. Don't worry though, I put the ukulele back.

Dawn your wedding browns

2005-10-27T20:54:00.000-07:00

I was in Ottawa last weekend to watch my cousin get hitched. It was good times. Good, sleep deprived, times.

I spent my few free hours wandering around Ottawa looking for cool places. Walking past the parliment I tried to play it cool, because I am so not a tourist.. I'm better than all that. Well, I finally gave in and just took the damn picture. Tada.

During the cerimony I tried to capture the moment. Instead I captured Dee-Dee's head. Oh, and Dee-Dee is my Grandpa for those of you not in the family nicknames loop.

My Aunt during the general milling about.

This is my picture of the bride. I took a few, all equally aweful. She is the one in white and Mark, the groom, is to the left.

The sister and cousin with drinks in hand. After one cider my cousin was feeling it. Meanwhile I am sober into my umpteenth rum and coke (and not to pleased about it).

Vanier's Finest

2005-09-26T17:59:00.000-07:00

This Saturday was graffiti night, and there was much fun had. I will let the pictures do the rest of the speeking.

I loved this guy last year.

Oh, and Miguel (above) and Nick (bellow) are soul mates.. yet for somereason they weren't pleased when I tried to make them kiss...

Don't make me shank ya

2005-09-06T13:45:00.000-07:00

Welcome to Mel's going away QV.

Darryl and I did the classic picture of a picture picture.

I love Bob in this one. He is so happy! The readhead guy was super cool. I believe his name was Jay, but I KNOW he was cool.

My last picture of Mel for a year! How sad.

This is the best cat in the world. I always want to call him gizmo, but no, this is cosmo

James forces a smile for me.

Taylor doesn't put in quite as much effort, but his blank drooling stare is just as perty.

I went on a photo scavenger hunt yesterday, and these are two of the pictures.

Sun without Rays

2005-09-01T09:23:00.000-07:00

And lo, there was organization, and it was good. This post gets the time between class and lunch, so you know it is going to be standup.

This is the creepy equadorian.

my love!

This was the first time down to the campfire. Later on, Ethan broke out the harmonicas.

Deflated basketball hackey sak. In sandals. Because I'm H-core.

That is a moose!!

On Dans first day we found this dam.

We didn't want the beavers to have all the fun, so we built this dam/bridge for ourselves.

Told you it was cold.

These are the coreshackers working on their croquette while us samplers toil away.

fuckers.

Woot for helacopters.

It may look nice, but it was a hellish swamp. I tried to campture the evil, but it didn't work out.

This was our drilling mountain.

A birds eye view of camp

And this is the last campfire. Notice how much darker it is than the first campfire? They were both taken at about 11.

Napping on my last day.

2005-08-01T19:18:00.000-07:00

This is the coolest thing I have EVER drawn. Even better than Cthulhu. It is a blattent rip-off of youyesyou... but who cares. lol.
Spock out

waste of time

2005-07-31T14:05:00.000-07:00

So one day I was all bord and stuff right. And I was thinking about symmetry and how it is related to beauty and artistic ideals and blah blah blah. I was on a physics kick and was intrigued by the idea of symmetry having to spontaniously break in order to form the imperfect world we live in. Not to say that I am no longer interested in it, I have just found other useless things to ponder in my spare time. Right, but the point was that while on this symmetry kick I began to wonder how symmetrical I was.. and then I decided to make myself symmetrical. SO... tada!! this is the new, improved, symmetrical via microsoft paint, Kelly! One of them is my left side, the other is my right side. Please don't ask me to know the difference.

And that concludes my artistic contribution to this post. The rest of this stuff is from a guy with mad skills. I just wanted to put it up so that I wouldn't loose the pictures.

That last one is my favorite.

People of the world: Unite!

2005-07-12T21:06:00.000-07:00

Ok, so here is the deal. I am uber lame, and took a grand total of 5 pictures the entire weekend. Just rest assured that it was awesome, and look at my multiple pictures of Kris Demenor, because that is all I have. Other highlights were TOFU, Diamond Joe White, Bo Diddly, and... LADYSMITH BLACK MOMBAZO! *spelt incorrectly?* Basically, I suck for not having taken pictures.

This is the Woodland Stage. It was a good place to sit down and read to some good music for the most part. At this particular performance, however, it was difficult to find a bare peice of earth anywhere.

This was, I think, the best part of the weekend. It was stinking hot and raining at the same time.

A closeup of Kris in the sun/rain. Also, though you can't see it, his pants are fantastic black and white checkerd things. I was considering making a bid for them, but I didn't have Bob to help me out. Besides, I had no man-pants on hand to trade him for. Excellent pants though.

And lastly (and coincidentally leastly), my sister in same sun/rain.

Yep, I think you fully grasp the entire weekends fun from those 4 pictures. Job well done Kelly, job well done.

2005-06-25T02:11:00.000-07:00

I haven't taken the camera out in a LONG time.. so here is a little doodling to tide you over. I give you Robirot!

Sing one for me

2005-05-30T22:01:00.000-07:00

Summer and time.

baby baby baby

2005-05-30T21:58:00.000-07:00

Meet Teerapara, the newest addition to the Octerlowny family. He has the smallest hands, and no teeth. I like kids when they are in that amusingly gimpy stage. I was trying to make Candice scared of him by mentioning how he resembles a midgit, but she was having none of it.

2005-05-09T16:20:00.000-07:00

look mom, I am a tree!! Or at least 1/100th of a tree.

This Ain't the Summer of Love

2005-05-08T00:03:00.000-07:00

It was an awesome concert. The type which builds up from basically nothing into a super duper snaz fest. Clearly my explanation does no justice. Here are a shitload of pictures which also do no justice. Enjoy.

David looking like a retard with Darryl in the back; always a good way to start an event.

Tyson does contemplative.

This time I am David's sidekick in retardedness.

One of two awful pictures of BC/DC. I think the circle was a guitar swing.

The first BOC picture.

This girl was dancing like a retard in front of us... turns out David knows her. Birds of a feather flock together I suppose :P.

Now a bunch more BOC

Mr. Gay Turns 19

2005-05-04T22:51:00.000-07:00

Man, I wish I could think of a less lame way to put all this together, but alas, this is all I have. Way to much free time on our hands... but without further delay... Peter Gay!

Meet Mr. Peter Gay, the celebrated author of “A Godless Jew” and other cult hits.

While sitting ‘round coffee one day, Peter got to reminiscing about his 19th birthday. “Ah, what a crazy night” he began his torrid tale.

“We counted down the minutes until I was 19 in front of the liquor store. When at last the clock had struck…

… We rushed for the booze…

… Then rushed straight for the porn shop.

It was at that top-class business establishment that I first set eyes upon Pinkly

Ah, Pinkly, my first true love.

Together we went down to the pier and read the prohibiting signs…

Then promptly disobeyed them.

My spine has not yet fully recovered. But nothing could stop me on my 19th birthday!

We met up with good ol’ Freighty, who had been drinking as well.

But he wasn’t feeling so well.. and come to think of it, I wasn’t either..

Best to drive home to a good nights rest. But it wasn’t over yet! Pinkly, my lovely, had a surprise in store for me.

His name was Brian Mulroney, a little heard of politician, but an excellent 1/3 of our threesome.

Finally, tuckered out, it was to bed with yours truly, and the end of the happiest day of my life.”

I turn my camera on

2005-03-30T18:25:00.000-08:00

This trip to the Island didn't produce many pictures. I really have to start taking the camera out more often. It was a bundle of fun though, as it always is. Now that I am back here, I am doing anything you can think of to distract myself from chemistrty work.

You can sort of see domokun on his belly. Now that I am sober, I think I have to retract my statement that he would make a good metrosexual. That would be a terrible sight, and one which I hope never to see.

Breakin out a lil' Nimoy never hurt no one.

Some fooseball action at Robson.

I am very braindead right now. My heart is beating to the music. I think it would be awesome to set up an MP3 blog. Unfortunatly ability, creativity, and motivation are holding me back.. but otherwise... booyea.

Absinth makes the heart grow fonder

2005-03-06T11:28:00.000-08:00

It was a very, very good night.

James gets aquainted with res

how do you caption something like this?? Hailey looking crazy with a bottle of Absinth. I think that is fairly clear from the pic.

The participants in the night. Only add me in.. and remove Chantelle, since she was just watching the action.

Very good night :)

2005-02-27T18:37:00.000-08:00

2005-02-01T10:21:00.000-08:00

English class well spent.